joke

One day, imma gonna New York City to bigga hotel. Inna morning, I go to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress, I wanna two pissa toast. She bringa me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say no understand, I wanna two piss onna plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I donna even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch.Later I go eat at bigga restaurant. The waitress bring me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock, shee tella me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you dont understand, i wanna fock on the table. She say you better no fock onna table, you sonna ma bitch.So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shite onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shite onna my bed. He say you better no shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.I go check out and the man at the desk say "peasce on you". I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy.

wow

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aodccrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dnsoe't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Azmanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas tghuoht slpeling was ipmorantt

to be is to do

To do is to be. Socrate

To be is to do. Aristotel

Do be do be do. Sinatra

european commission

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

i love simple ideas. and this one is sooo beautiful and simple. i wish i had such imagination.

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what an idea!

tell me this is not an interesting idea!http://www.designspongeonline.com

towel dog

soooo cute !!

prayers :)

FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages me back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobswho owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn'trhyme and I don't give a shit

city garden

i know is just a very small garden but i soo love the idea with the squares. grasses and bushes. it looks lovely.

celebrities weddings

see the most 25 extravagant wedding celebrities http://bright-wedding.blogspot.com/



hmm. i quite like the dress. i think is really nice if you're thinking about their ages.














i love j-lo and she looks beautifully.

liza and david wedding

how about this fur coat? gorgeous

liza and david gest

mia and frank' s wedding

i like mia. she was very sweet.

mia and frank

tom arnold and shelby roos wedding

beautiful dress, beautiful hair and beautiful flowers.

tom and shelby

kevin and christine wedding

what about this wedding photo? great location. i would like to hear that they swam in that lake. nice dress.

kev and chris

priscilla and elvis

what about this wedding dress? you can't see it very well, i'm afraid.

priscilla and elvis

diana i guess this wedding dress is ok for a real princess.

marilyn's wedding with joe

as much as i love marilyn this coat or whatever it is, is too simple. i'm a bit disappointed. does anyone know if it was black or other colour? marylin and joe

jordan

this whole idea with the princess and the fairy tale like wedding of jordan is too much. maybe it works at 20 . i dont know, for me is too much.

renee

i love this wedding gown. everything is simple and happy. on the beach, no stress. perfect. here

daily paintings

this is nice. the new year resolution of this guy was to paint every day 1 painting. and he did. and this started in 2006. imagine that. he is painting everything and anything, and they are really beautiful. check out his blog dailypaintings.

paintings i've made

these are some 'things' that i've made. so-so. i need more ideas and materials.

red

marble

red lipstick mark

red algae

red dwarf

red waves

giant red star

here

here

niagara falls chandelier

i have to admit this chandelier is just beautiful. i love it. see more here creativeflairchic.blogspot.com

i think i'd like to see this in my future garden. i like it. i don't know why. and surrounded by trees, bushes, flowers. and maybe i transform it in a room where i invite friends or family during the summer. or something else?

creativeflairchic.blogspot.com

www.jeanne-bayol.com some more gypsies caravans

what a ceiling!

look at this ceiling! isn't it wonderful?
just take a look at this blog creativeflairchic.blogspot.com

tree reflected in the puddle

i always say you can make great pictures where ever you are, though i am not a good photographer. but i like this photo very much. it was just a normal day, nothing special.

bin

this is a bin. made from cardboard.not too bad.

really nice! i love it!

evascountry.blogspot.com

joke

George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: That's what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
George B.: That's who's name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.

drawing

everybody knows who this is!

drawing

this is not a well done drawing beacause it doesn't look at all with the subject. I don't know what happend. You will never guess who this person is. She's a well known American singer, actress and God knows what else. Take a guess.

wall

i painted this wall because it had too many holes and look at it now. it looks quite nice, just some leaves and flowers and it changes the room.