Friday, 29 February 2008

I love jokes. I like to laugh.Here is a joke that makes me laugh every time I read it. It is funny but can you tell me something bad about what's going on in it.What do you think about how peoples' minds work?
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating red meat on Friday.The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.The priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic.After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.The priest sprinkled holy water over him and said, "You were born a Baptist and raised as a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors.As the priest rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water, which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat while chanting, "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you are a catfish."

sleeping, anybody?

Who likes sleeping? I love to sleep. I love to get into the bed, under the blanket where is so warm smells nice, is clean. I like to be covered. My husband wears warm clothes in bed and therefore is never under the blanket because he is too hot. But I like to be warm under the blanket. And I like to sleep a lot. Do you know this joke? 'One guy goes to the doctor: Doctor I have a problem, I can't sleep. Oh, says the doctor, tell me what's the problem. Well, says the guy, I sleep well in the night, no problems there . I also sleep well in the morning till about 12 o'clock, but I can't sleep in the afternoon!' :) Funny, right? Well, this is my problem too.

early in the morning

Have you ever been for a walk early in the morning? It's amazing, as long as you pay attention to what's going on around you:the birds, air,calm,peacefulness. So, don't think about your problems,you have enough time for the rest of the day to do this (but be careful because you forget, so come back to reality when you realize you were back to your problems).
This lovely tree was the only tree from the forest bathed in the sun's light. Lovely.

i like plants

I love plants. They are amazing. Truly. Imagine a world without them. Sad. I would like a garden. Hopefully I'll have one in the near future, in 2 or 3 years. Have you seen 'Around the world in 80 gardens?'. I'm always amazed how people choose to have their gardens,and they are all beautiful because of the plants. You know what I don't like though? Gardens that have only grass and some trees and bushes. Come on!
I want a big garden, with everything. A big garden with small gardens in it. I even want bonsai.
Do you like these? I love them.
I have just discovered miniature gardens. I love them. I think they are easy to make and beautiful. I wonder if you can make money with them.
So this is my chance to be honest with me , to say what I like and I dislike. So this is my world.

Thursday, 28 February 2008

This is me. A blank page. Nobody knows who I am, not even myself.